Crack pairing event

I do this cuz im bored //shotshotshot
so here are some rules:
make a crack pairing with one of mah OC and your OC
and short RP of them together is fine or just say your OC's name and mah OC's name
what im looking at is something that crack meh up OuO
and there's no need to draw or write anything for this OuO
the winner of this shall get a sketch doodle from meh or 50
It's your choose //derp
Yaoi, Yuri and straight are all fine OuO